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New community [28 Sep 2005|11:43pm]

timestwominus1

Hello, my name is Emma.

I'm promoting a new community for a friend of mine, cause she's got too much pride to do it herself.

It's called onedrunknight  It is a community for the day after. You can post anything you like having to do with embarrassing, silly, crude, lude, hilarious or otherwise funny drunken stories. They can be about your friends, co-workers, family, yourself. Anyone anywhere so long as it happened whilst under the influence.

If this is not ok, Delete it, and I apologize. Otherwise, JOIN OUR GANG!

Thank you all. From onedrunknight

P.S

If you allow me to post this in your community, we will be as kind whenever you wish to promote yours.

A favor is a favor. THANKS AGAIN!

good times

[12 Oct 2004|02:17pm]

tumult_furor
I like the vodka with the beer and the weed and the salvia and the acid. Sometimes I get my hamster drunk and he won't go around in his wheel. I like to put music in his cage and sometimes I put him inside a bag and get him stoned. He really likes to eat his food after he is stoned but he sleeps for too long.

Hamsters have a purple thing that they play with and I think it is a penis.

BEARCLAW!
9 steamers| good times

[11 Apr 2005|03:50pm]

xeverytimeidie
Hey, i had to join this mutha fuking kick ass Community
i'm from Wales
And yes, i do like to chase sheep around a feild at night with a strapon - on and shag them :)
What an activity :)
x
2 steamers| good times

[11 Apr 2005|03:50pm]

xeverytimeidie
Hey, i had to join this mutha fuking kick ass Community
i'm from Wales
And yes, i do like to chase sheep around a feild at night with a strapon - on and shag them :)
What an activity :)
x
2 steamers| good times

I CANT HELP FALLINGIN LOVE QWITH TLOYOO [06 Dec 2003|12:44am]

goo_goo_doll
[ mood | ditzy ]

am [Ppure wallied
and its great
COS AM LISNIN TO JAONA
JOn
njoan
joan JETT
and she says HCIHCICHICHICHCI HCHERYR BOOOOOOMB
but not boom
like
bomb


http://www.rathergood.com/blode2/

hahahahaha
thats HIKARIOSU
anearly poooped myself laughing
ALOMST
but not qwuiqte ;)

no wat

AWAS ATA PARTY
and the boy i wanna **** ** **
will be at a party tmoor nite
SO ITS EXCITING
cos a dont think a will
but EOAWHAWH if a fid
adhahahd
did

yesh
so
baed soon
ocs emand \in ainz
and aizn
are bossed
as
bossed
bosses
as work


yup

BEYEBYx
X
x
xxdX

8 steamers| good times

[29 Jun 2003|01:48am]

goo_goo_doll
[ mood | drunk ]

HEAFTY FRDRUNK THERE
HERE
me and kate and lkatuie and waaaaan
we turned ma VANS int o WANS
istr amazin
u all have to see it
hahahahaaaa queeen mutha fuakce
hayyassss
am dead dirtayyyy
werre makin a comptuer game
katyliwol hit the puter
WAAA

+here a
ahahahaha
jates ACALLED russeLD
EsT #]i hiTTIN THE thing
kATIE LItkllE
IT HITTiin
the CAPS lock HKEY
ahd there s AHAMSTER
thats weelll up for it
ahhahahahaha
HOT AMNERICAN GUY
HAHAHAHAHAHA katite little walked down the street in a leotard
TWICWE
AHAHAHHAHA kates talkin hahaha craig dacvid
bo sole lta
to the hmaster
hahahahaha
called red
waaaa

IMAGINE BEIN DRUNJK

ahahah
#
aktie wasnts to t9ocuh the
ahjahah hamester
katie wants a deaf dog
wans swings
ahahahhahaa
a meant
wan spit;
the thing
mghona md
its ongoe ghayayaya
9h jab
ioh man
how funny
hahhahaha akates
touchin
talkin
TALKIN tot he hamyeter
hjhmaters
hkatie wants to toucgh it
ahahahhahaa
OH MAN
pyre drybj
WAAA

nboo
mwah x
x
x
x
xx
KTTE WANTS TO SEE THIS
cumon wee guy
hahaha katyliwol COMEDIAN
i foend hot john
and he disapooeard OOPS
mwahahahahaha
HAMTSTER ON THE RUN
x
x
v x X x

4 steamers| good times

[18 Jun 2003|07:07pm]

x_afireinside_x
[ mood | accomplished ]

Only sober entry to say,

welcome to the community!

4 steamers| good times

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